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What your favourite Perth Entertainment Precinct Says About You

September 11, 2024

Perth CBD You’re an after works drink specialist. Your interests in life include wearing your lanyard outside office ours, handing our business cards and ensuring…

Sunny day unleashes wave after wave of gnarly goblin feet on Perth’s collective eyeballs 

September 2, 2024

Some of Perth’s most unkempt hooves have been unleashed today as the sunny day stoked the City’s summery wiles.  Wave after wave of Lord of…

The 13 Best Things to Do in Gosnells aka Gozzywood

June 10, 2024

1. Enjoy the thrill of a replacement bus  The quintessential activity in Gozzywood right now is enjoying the whirlwind of excitement that comes with catching…

Perth Pub now requiring customers to download an App to use the toilets 

June 9, 2024

A Perth pub has made the novel step of requiring all customers to download an app called Shitr to access their toilets.  The initiative comes…

8 hot tips to have a perfect day in Hami Hill

June 7, 2024

Whether you’re a young family, a hippie that’s been priced out of South Freo or a trolley pole wielding criminal, Hami Hill has something for…

Rainfall seemingly localised to front of lawn addict’s pants after he got a little too excited by downpour

May 28, 2024

A self-admitted lawn addict has urged the public not to look at his pants region after getting a little too excited about a little rain…

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