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REPORT: Long lunch attendee well on his way to getting fully Barnaby’d

February 16, 2024

A corporate pisswreck and long lunch bandit has made some serious headway this afternoon to getting himself fully Barnaby’d by the late arvo. Arriving at…

14 Tips For A Succulent Day Out In East Vic Park

February 5, 2024

East Victoria Park is one of the hottest places to live right now. Find out how to survive a day out in the EVP. 1.…

Supposed “Sandgroper” thought he would’ve encountered one by now

February 4, 2024

A WA man has had his foundations rocked today after a mate travelling from interstate affectionately referred to him as a “sandgroper”. While fully aware…

What Your Choice Of Drink At The Pub Says About You

January 6, 2024

Swan – you’re a seasoned pub pisshead who knows they need a stable rock in their life. Lord knows the reckless TAB bets & dicey servo…

What your thickness of Vegemite spread says about you

January 4, 2024

There are few things more personal than an Aussie’s butter to Vegemite ratio. Accordingly, one’s spread can reveal a lot about oneself. Let’s have a…

Perth Hill Dweller not sure if it’s an Optus Outage or a regular Wednesday morning

November 8, 2023

Chrissy is a resident of the Perth Hills and was shocked this morning to receive word by carrier pigeon that there was an Optus Outage…

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