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The only escape Xavier has from his loving family and affluent Northern Beach upbringing is the ocean, bro. Only real G’s who grew up on…

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Eugene is preparing for the most exclusive DJ synth set of 2023: his grandfather’s wake. Eugene and his grandfather struggled to find common ground in…

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When keeping it real goes wrong. It seems that someone in a South Bound fishing boat had the audacity to fish in the same section…

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Back before hipsters drank Emu Export it was the sole domain of the WA cobber. A man who Mike Whitney would be honoured to share…

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Macka, a level 5 old mate and an honorary member of the WA League of True Blue Cobbers has told his son-in-law, Dan, where to…

Lifelong one-beer man struggling to forgive himself after scandalous affair with another froff

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Macca decided at the tender age of 12 to be an Emu Export man. Now, over 50 years have passed and his commitment to his…

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