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Satan Apologises To Perth For Smoke Cover, Confirms He’s Just Throwing a BBQ For New Arrival 

January 11, 2023

The Prince of Darkness has reached out to Perth to apologise for his role in adding additional smoke to the city. However, confirms it’s just…

Top 4 Signs Mario Kart 64 Has Got The Better Of You

January 1, 2023

Emotions are running too high – Get ready to powerslide through the full spectrum of emotions on the instability rainbow. See, Mario Kart was designed…

Ellenbrook Kid Laughed Off Santa’s Lap After Asking For a Completed Trainline For X-Mas

December 16, 2022

Young Ellenbrook child Towbee made an absolute fool of his little self after climbing on Santa’s knee and telling him what he wanted for X-Mas,…

The WA Crabbing Season Pest

December 7, 2022

Trev’s status in the WA crabbing community has diminished over the years. While rarely observed, Trev has stolen more crabs than a clothesline undies raider…

police pay dispute speed cameras

4 other offences you’ll (probably) get away with until the Police pay dispute is resolved

November 16, 2022

To force the WA Government to give them a pay increase the police may consider blocking speed cameras and handing out cautions for speeding &…

SOR’s first pub car park shadow boxing tournament an uncontested hit 

November 3, 2022

Organisers of the first SOR Pub Car Park Shadow Boxing tournament have declared the event an “uncontested hit” after 10 of SOR’s fiercest closing time…

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