WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank
A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…
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Bunnings admit to being behind surge in early voting as sausage sizzle sales fall on election day
Bunnings has made a shock confession this morning and admitted that they have been running a multi-decade psy-op to push the Australian public to vote…
Impromptu Speed Dating Night Breaks Out At Collie Family Reunion
A Collie family reunion has seen sparks fly as single after single got matched up in record time yesterday. By all accounts, it was one…
Visiting Melburnian absolutely creams himself over South Perth “beach”
Christian has been absolutely brought to his knees after gazing on the comparative brilliance of a man-made “beach” on the South Perth foreshore this afternoon.…
Sam Mitchell chased out of Whiteman Park for getting too close to the eagles
Authorities ran Sam Mitchell out of Whiteman Park yesterday after he was repeatedly told to stay away from the local wedgetail eagle’s and their nest.…
Diary extracts of a former footy country star | Part 1: The Wedding
Dear diary, how ya garn? Macka here. Had a ripper weekend going back home for me mate’s wedding. It’s important for blokes of my status…