Man regrets bringing an Ozito to a Milwaukee fight
A notorious weekend warrior has failed to bond with his new neighbours after hearing a bit of DIY going on over the weekend. At approximately…
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Perth First Home Buyers Outbid on Dream Meth Cave
You hate to see it. Samantha and Thomas had saved up a $150k deposit and were prepared to go as high as $450,000 for the…
Perth man wakes up with a vague, ominous recollection of being at Billy Lee’s early Sunday morning
Perth pisswreck Damo has woken up with a memory that would rival Guy Pearce in Momento. As per usual, Damo has stuck his snout in…
Ageing millennial accepts it’s all over after getting a bit too excited to see a bird
Time comes for us all and Perth man Toby has accepted he is officially on a downward trajectory towards mortality after getting a bit too…
What your choice of Breakfast says about you
Eggs Benny – you’re a hungover FIFO worker who is about to take a mid-brekkie break to make a Dome toilet the scene of a 25…
Man didn’t purchase an appliance with a 4-star energy rating just to take the sticker off
Local bigshot Adam has finally worked his way up the corporate ladder to a position that allows him to buy slightly above-average home appliances with…