FB memory popping up of man when he was young, beautiful & free the final straw for ageing millennial
An ageing millennial has finally taken the plunge and deleted his FB account after yet again the social media platform ruined his day by reminding…
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Fully grown man still unable to shake deep-seated distrust of Kreepy Kraulys
Back before AI threatened to take over the world, another sentient being reigned supreme – the humble Kreepy Krauly. A device created to help us…
TransPerth reveals that if more than 50% of their escalators worked at any one time it would summon a great evil they vowed to protect us from
TransPerth has hit back angrily at critics who accuse it of constantly having out of service escalators which creates inconvenience across the train network. In…
Man forced to terrorise office stairwell and hit on coworkers while Jacob’s Ladder remains closed
It wouldn’t be overstating things to say that the real victim of yesterday’s senseless blaze at Jacob’s Ladder was fitness devotee Brad. Known for smashing…
Perth homeowner wants house triple bricked after hotter than average summer predicted
In an unorthodox move, a Perth homeowner is seeking quotes from builders to get an extra layer of bricks added to his house after hearing…
New parents thought all those festivals they attended would’ve prepared them better for functioning sleep-deprived
The parents of a reasonably fresh newborn admit they greatly overestimated how much their fiendish dedication to festivals such as Stereosonic, Origin, Breakfast, and Future…