Man floating in “gooch period” only tethered to space & time by what day of the test it is
A Perth man is hoping the cricket goes for a full 5 days so he can maintain the smallest of grips on reality. After Boxing…
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NOR Resident Takes Out Life Insurance Before Venturing South
Recently single Tim comes from a long line of Northerners. His grandad grew up in Doubleview and his own father claims to have never ventured…
REPORT: Marriage Wasn’t Ready for Assembling Trampoline on Xmas Eve
After 4 years of marriage, Brett & Simone thought their marriage could handle one of life’s ultimate tests – trying to assemble a trampoline on…
Man Who Just Branded Himself With Seat Buckle Reckons Dog Will Be Fine For Half An Hour
An Ellenbrook man who just about left a permanent branding on his skin after he came into contact with his car’s belt buckle reckons his…
IN FOCUS: Men Who Rock Versace Sunnies
The first thing once notices about your pair of Versaces is that they are oversized. Unlike your shrivelled peen that has finally withered under the…
Grave concerns as cost of living crisis forces Santa to fly Jetstar this Xmas
Santa has delivered some news that has shook the planet as he announces the cost of living has forced him to abandon his usual transportation…