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Tag: Gym

Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Fitness Community Urged to Start Training on Seltzers Now to be Piss-Fit for X-Mas Party

Belle December 9, 2023 Gym

A local BodyFit class is looking to avoid the mistakes of yesteryear and implement some rigorous training to ensure every member has a base level…

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Perth Gym Bro Microdosing Long Lost Tub of Original Jack3d

Belle December 21, 2021 Gym

“It’s what Joe Rogan would want me to do”, Anthony says as he carefully measures out 0.25g of Jack3d into his obnoxiously oversized protein shaker…

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Mr Jacob’s Ladder

Belle December 4, 2021 GymWA Culture

Like R2D2 auditioning on C3PO’s casting touch, Damian is a well-oiled machine. He is a classic cardboard cutout of an charmless corporate man and Jacob’s…

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The Perth Fitness Cougar

Belle November 16, 2021 cougarGym

The unpleasant discharge from muscular Tinder sexpests has polluted gyms and threatened the natural habitat of the lifestyle-fitness birds. Glamorous Western Suburbs cougars were forced…

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