Daryl wakes up happier than a Boost Juice Employee with half a gram MD shelved up their sunshine-hole. It’s Good Friday, so Daryl plans to…
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Ms Mother’s Day
For some, Mother’s Day is about celebrating the lady who let you freeload in her womb for 9 months. For others, it’s a day to…
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A Guide to Australia Day
1. Throw a BBQ The BBQ is Australia’s closest thing to a cultural cuisine and the Straya Day BBQ is the “X-Mas Roast” of BBQs,…
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Ms “Strawberry Needle Copycat”
Shareese wakes up to the 6th case of a needle being found in a WA Strawberry; like a CFMEU representative, she knows it’s her time…
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Mrs Coles’ Miniature Toys
Kath is the sort of full-time mummy that will decry Coles for profiteering with 15c plastic bags, but happily spend $30 each trip to try…
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Ms Plastic Bag Ban
Its been a week since the plastic bag ban and Sue isn’t taking it well. How could these corporate fuck-monkeys be so cruel to fling…
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