Its been a week since the plastic bag ban and Sue isn’t taking it well. How could these corporate fuck-monkeys be so cruel to fling…
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Tag: Mummy
Mrs Neighbourhood Watch
Like a disorientated Big Bird at a Sesame Street suckatorium, Karen is always sticking her beak where it doesn’t belong. She is the sheriff in…
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A Guide to the Bonds Baby Search
1. Why enter? Thousands of full-time mummies enter their bubs into this infantile “hot or not” competition in the hope they will be able to…
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Mrs “Can I Speak To a Manager?”
For years Deenise suckled from the teat of her hubby’s FIFO wage and raised her kids to feel like they were special. Not special as…
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Mrs Bonds Baby Search
The Bonds Baby Search is a competition run by an underwear company that allows full-time mummys to vicariously live out their failed dreams of being…
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Mrs Mummy Blogger
Posting a photo of your kid with shit all over his face is the heroin of the full-time mummy world. It’s like the feeling of…
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