After the IPO of SpaceX, the strangest man on the planet, Elon Musk, found himself even more perversely wealthy than before. A level that no one has achieved – trillionaire.
A whole new world of purchasing power was opened up to him and he wasted no time flexing his grotesque bankroll.
Where you may ask? On the humble Facebook Marketplace where he a second-hand 70 Series LandCruiser owner knew what he got and wasn’t going to let his pride & joy go for a single dollar less than the delusional asking price.
We spoke to the seller who told The Times,
“$180k is a steal, it’s a regretful sale, the misso said it’s me or the Cruiser, sick of everyone asking me if I’ve been on the pipe and wasting my time, YES IT’S STILL AVAILABLE!!!! That’s when this Elon guy popped up”
Expecting the message to ridicule or low ball him, the seller was on his guard, when Elon merely said,
“Seems fair, let’s do it”
Shocked, the seller went on to make sure it wasn’t a prank and confirmed with the trillionaire he was willing to pay $180k on this second-hand piece of shit. Elon told him,
“You know what you got and I gots what you want, if I had a badass car like this maybe the boys would’ve let me party on the island”
Maybe they would’ve Elon, maybe they would’ve. Needless to say, Elon paid the full ridiculous asking price making him the first man in history to do so.
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