“If you can’t handle me at my Balga-est, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Westminster-est” – Marilyn Monroe
“Never let the fear of merging get in your way of applying for a driver’s licence” – Babe Ruth
“The best time to get a job on the moines was 20 years ago, the second best is now” – Ancient Chinese proverb
“What the farrrrk is this carrrnt doing?” – WA driving proverb
“Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t Yeww than by the ones you did Yewww” – Mark Twain
“Life is what happens when you’re busy stuck in another roadwork clusterfuck” – John Lennon
“The greatest glory in footy lies not in never falling, but in rising the Flagmantle every time we win a game” – Nelson Mandella
“Do one thing every day that scares you” – Eleanor Roosevelt, on venturing SOR
“If you’re going through Midland, keep going” – Winston Churchill
“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and and add to the urban sprawl” -Ralph Waldo Emerson on town planning
“You miss 100% of the pots you don’t raid” – Wayne Gretzky on crayfishing at Rotto
“That’s fark all” – Pilbara man on the subjective experience of temperature
“Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which school they went to is the worst kind of suffering” – Paulo Coelho
Documenting the Human Zoo is thirsty work, so if you enjoyed what you read how about buying Belle a beer, ay?
