Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you
The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…
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Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween
A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…
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Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…
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James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line
James Blunt is in town for a concert tonight but wasted no time getting involved in the main recreational activity of his people. Thus, the…
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Little shop selling expensive American snacks & stuff mysteriously pops up in Hakea after 2026 smoking ban announced
Authorities are suspicious of a little shop that mysteriously popped up in Hakea prison ahead of the 2026 smoking ban. Prison officers have said the…
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AFL vows to not rest until it has alienated every single fan with needless rule changes
Despite its best efforts, the AFL still has a legion of fans who insist on watching the great game and it irks the living bejeezus…
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