Aussie airlines have partied late into the night after sealing an amazing victory in Sydney last night.
A spokesperson for the AFL said that it was the biggest win for Aussie airlines since 2018 and was “well deserved”, adding,
“You could see the absolute ecstasy in their faces when that final siren went. It was the greenlight to price gouge West Aussies from arsehole to breakfast time”
An insider source said the airlines certainly knew how to party given they were not short of a few bags, adding,
“All those bags they lose mysteriously turned up, if you know what I mean, some of the key players were high as a Jetstar flight that actually managed to not get cancelled”
In wild scenes the airlines were chanting, “don’t like it, walk” as they pulled ridiculous figures out of their ‘oles and attached them to the new flights they put on.
One can only hope Flagmantle fans saw this victory coming and got onto tickets many months before.
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