Australia has reacted to the news that they’ll be getting second-hands subs by deploying the “best in the business” when it comes to getting a good deal on pre-owned hardware – John Hughes.
Although many in the Nation just hoped we’d be able to walk away from this turd of a deal, Australia seems adamant that won’t happen so the least we can do is get a good price for this pre-loved clunkers, right?
Now, Trump who fancies himself a master negotiator could well be out of his depth on this one. An insider told The Times,
“John has been in the second-hand game for over 70 years. He knows a second-hand deal like the back of his hand. Trump is a total nepo-baby, never would’ve felt the thrill of transferring ownership to a second-hand Kia in his life, he just doesn’t have the instinct for it”
By all accounts the deployment has finally got the Orange Man shook, especially after the embarrassing attempts to “negotiate” an end to the Iran clusterfuck he started.
Australia has told Trump that they will negotiate fiercely on this deal and they know where to find their man – just over the Causeway in Victoria Park!
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