In classic Bunbury scenes, the North Melbourne footy team has found themselves trapped in the Bunbury Farmers Market car park on this cracking day.
Sadly, with no prospects of returning as the weekend tourist crowd rolls in, the Roos will have to forfeit their game against Freo at Hands Oval.
The drama unfolded about an hour ago after Clarkson decided to treat the boys to a special brekkie of fresh South West produce. A witness told The Times,
“Clarko is a big Funbury man now and he was raving about the oranges out of Harvey. He kept saying that the special fruit was the key to their success. Alas, he was leading his boys into a classic trap”
After returning to the carpark, Clarko instantly realised what he’d done and started going ape-shit. One key witness told The Times,
“He was screaming at the heavens asking why, why is that Prado just fkn sitting there not moving, why is that guy in a Ford Ranger giving him the stinkeye. He instantly knew what he had done and there was no escaping this mess”
At the time of writing this article, a specialised extraction team has been sent in but time is ticking and most fear the rescuers efforts will amount to good intent and nothing more.
Why didn’t you just go to Bunbury Forum instead Clarko!
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