WA Police have come under attack by FB community page admins for failing to consult with them before launching emergency operations to track down scumbags…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Perth Motorists Urged To Reconsider Driving After Almost 0.8mm Of Rain Hits
Emergency services are urging Perth motorists to reconsider their need to travel by road given the unbridled shittery already seen after some light precipitation today.…
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Surfer Joes Owner “Unconcerned” With Perth’s Wet Forecast
Gazing nonchalantly at his novelty weather app, Simmo from Kwinana allegedly told a mate he “didn’t give a shit” about the forecasted rain next week.…
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Success declared as Joondalup threatens to boycott train line over Yanchep name change
The citizens of Perth are chalking up a recent threat by the Joondalup people to boycott the train system over the “Yanchep Line” name change…
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What your favourite piece of iconic Perth architecture says about you
East Perth Public Transport Centre – your lust for a brutalist lifestyle knows no bounds. Your parents probably played death metal to you instead of lullabies.…
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Applying 8 common AFL rules to your social life
Substitution – at any stage of a pub session, the main group can substitute “your mate” for any reason but typically due to poor performance. This…
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