An excited motorist has had to pull over to ring his loved ones after achieving a feat he previously thought impossible. At approximately 915 this…
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Man floating in “gooch period” only tethered to space & time by what day of the test it is
A Perth man is hoping the cricket goes for a full 5 days so he can maintain the smallest of grips on reality. After Boxing…
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NOR Resident Takes Out Life Insurance Before Venturing South
Recently single Tim comes from a long line of Northerners. His grandad grew up in Doubleview and his own father claims to have never ventured…
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WA fans accused of not loving test cricket for not flying to Melbourne to fill the empty seats at the Boxing Day test
The Eastern State’s media has launched a scathing attack on Western Australian cricket fans for what they are calling a severe lack of dedication. According…
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Man Shocks Woolworths Shoppers By Not Giving A Toss About Hot Cross Buns On The Shelves
Reports that a man has gazed upon a hot cross buns display at his local Woolies without registering an emotional reaction have shocked onlookers. By…
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Xmas host asserts authority by sending freeloading relative on a mission to get more ice
A notorious freeloader has been served a large plate of justice this morning after rocking up to Xmas for the 10th year in a row…
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