Mature-aged student – just like a crocodile expertly stalks its prey, a mature-aged student will wait for the perfect time to strike with their profound question…
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BREAKING: Transperth shuts Joondalup Line to protect the sanity of Matilda’s fans today
TransPerth has taken the unprecedented step to close a major train line today after deeming the risks to the Australian public “too great” to keep…
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REPORT: Matilda’s bandwagoner laying it on a bit thick…
In the space of just a month, Perth Matilda’s bandwagoner John has gone from a healthy Aussie dislike of soccer to painting his face green…
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Kalamunda Parents Forbid Daughter’s Blossoming Romance With Boy From Down The Hill
A Kalamunda family has been torn apart after Kaleigh admitted she had partaken of the forbidden fruit of the High Wycombe riff-raff. In a heated…
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Cook whacks a donga outside Parliament House to establish a WA Embassy In Canberra
Roger Cook has boldly progressed with plans to establish a WA Embassy in Canberra by plonking a mining donga right outside Parliament House. He addressed…
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Midvale to finally become a tourist destination with giant statue of Nic Nat planned
Footy fans all over Australia have woken up to the exciting news that the legendary ruckman Nic Nat will be immortalised in statue form in…
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