Every year, thousands of shoppers scramble to do their Chrissy shopping which clogs up Karrinyup Road like the drain at a boarding school after an…
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WA Man Charged With Treason After Questioning Supremacy Of Westralian Sunsets
A Western Australian man is in custody today after bringing the state’s famous sunsets into disrepute. A decision has already been made to revoke his…
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RBA warns cost of a dexie could soon reach $10
The RBA has given its most harrowing warning yet, claiming that the price of a single d-banger could easily reach $10 if spending isn’t reined…
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Clive attempts to buy entire nation after feeling left out of WA billionaire’s Aussie brands arms race
Mining magnate and litigious pest has been left furious that he was left out of Twiggy & Gina’s Aussie brands arms race. Recently, the battle…
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Local Dave’s fresh start in Port Hedland soured by constant speculation about his ‘ole
Early in 2022, Perth Bobcat operator was tired of life in the big smoke and decided to make a sea change to sunny Port Hedland.…
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In retaliation for Gina Rinehart’s Driza-Bone acquisition, Twiggy snaps up Aussie icon: Kuta Beach
It appears neither mining magnate is slowing down in the Aussie icon arms race, with Andrew “Twiggy” Forrest purchasing the iconic Australian beach at Kuta…
View More In retaliation for Gina Rinehart’s Driza-Bone acquisition, Twiggy snaps up Aussie icon: Kuta Beach