Just imagine it. You awaken to another perfect morning in Kwinana Town. The birds are chirping, the sirens are wailing, and you have a funny…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Rockingham man devo after fav Bintang singlet is downgraded from formal to smart casual
Crayg faced one of the hardest decisions of his life this morning after assessing the condition of his favourite Bintang singo. He got this bad…
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Terrace miner rocks pair of SafeStyle sunnies to let you know he goes to site once a year
A St Georges Terrace corporate miner has decided that his lifestyle calls for a pair of glasses that can handle the glare in the CBD…
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Public toilets installed along Karrinyup Rd in anticipation of Xmas shopping gridlock
Every year, thousands of shoppers scramble to do their Chrissy shopping which clogs up Karrinyup Road like the drain at a boarding school after an…
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WA Man Charged With Treason After Questioning Supremacy Of Westralian Sunsets
A Western Australian man is in custody today after bringing the state’s famous sunsets into disrepute. A decision has already been made to revoke his…
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RBA warns cost of a dexie could soon reach $10
The RBA has given its most harrowing warning yet, claiming that the price of a single d-banger could easily reach $10 if spending isn’t reined…
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