(Photo credit: Ori Weiser) Reports came in that Clive Palmer came down to Freo for a dip. The horror. Alas it was just a beauty…
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Fitness Community Urged to Start Training on Seltzers Now to be Piss-Fit for X-Mas Party
A local BodyFit class is looking to avoid the mistakes of yesteryear and implement some rigorous training to ensure every member has a base level…
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Jetstar passenger refused boarding after presenting punctually, clean and sober
A passenger has been frogmarched out of the Jetstar terminal this afternoon after having the audacity to present to his flight in a socially acceptable…
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REPORT: “Babysitting” – a pretty casual description for dad’s parental duties
A local Dad has apologised to his mates for having to skip today’s pub session on account of needing to “babysit” his own kids. Naturally,…
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Cottesloe man replaces his dating profile pics with photos of his dad’s boat
A Cottesloe man has taken a bold strategy to online dating this summer after a friend told him to “lead with his strengths” when seeking…
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The curious case of the missing Commodore door in Kwinana
Just imagine it. You awaken to another perfect morning in Kwinana Town. The birds are chirping, the sirens are wailing, and you have a funny…
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