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A Review Of Swan Gold 3.5%
As I took my first sip, I instantly felt my shorts recede to full King Gee stubby proportions. The light golden lager washed around in…
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Perth Restaurant Sensationally Bans Influencers, Tells Them To TikTok Elsewhere
Motivated by a recent decision by a NOR chef to ban vegans, a Perth restaurateur has decided to take aim at a group he would…
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Nation’s Dentists Inconsolable Over Fantales Being Discontinued
News broke today that Nestle will be discontinuing the nostalgic classic Fantales. It was met with outpouring of grief from alleged fans of the lolly…
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Alan Joyce Donates Arctic Gear Qantas Separated From Customers To All The Struggling CEOs Ahead Of CEO Sleepout
In one of Joycey’s last acts as CEO of Qantas airline, the CEO has made a heartwarming gesture to all the CEOs that will be…
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BREAKING: WA Man Suffers Severe Allergic Reaction After Walking Into Pub Showing NRL Origin
The Liquor Licensing Authority has rushed to inform WA pubs that they are now legally required to give punters “adequate notice” of any showing of…
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