Macca decided at the tender age of 12 to be an Emu Export man. Now, over 50 years have passed and his commitment to his…
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Apprentice reveals he’s not OK the old fashioned way: smashing a 4 pack of Monster before Smoko
A young apprentice has been praised for opening up at work on R U OK? Day. He didn’t even need a forced HR morning tea…
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Ageing Millennials Exchange A Knowing Smile After Vicks Inhaler Spotted In Office
A blast of nostalgia almost knocked a couple of 30-somethings off their feet today when a snuffling coworker whipped out a Vicks Inhaler to help…
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“High speed pur-yewww-t”, Police hunt rogue jet ski rider taking full advantage of Busselton’s flooding
A renegade jet ski rider is testing Busselton police’s patience this morning after being unable to resist the urge to fang his baby around the…
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BREAKING: AFL Tribunal Clears Perth Zoo’s Orangutan of Rough Conduct
The AFL Tribunal convened this evening to hear the case of Perth Zoo’s Orangutan’s charge of rough conduct against a possum that ventured into his…
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Orangutan chucks a wobbly and yeets a possum at Perth Zoo
Is there anything more iconic than orangutan shenanigans and Perth Zoo? Probably not. If they aren’t escaping they are showing unreal levels of territorialism. In…
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