Perth has awoken to one of the coldest mornings in seven years and the fine citizens have wasted no time complaining about the conditions. Many…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Record Compliance At WA Prisons After Inmates Were Threatened With Warnie Mini-Series
WA Corrective Services have recorded a rare “incident-free” weekend after inmates were told that if they acted up they would be subjected to Channel 9’s…
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Prigozhin inspires Perth man to bust into his boss’s office and tell him there are going to be some changes
They say you find inspiration in the craziest of places. Well, Perth man Simon has watched Prigozhin’s march towards Moscow with great delight as he…
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Harley Reid Spotted Jet Ski Shopping As He Further Accepts His Fate
Reports have flooded in that the likely no.1 draft pick Harley Reid has been looking at Jet Skis this morning as he awakens to the…
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A Day In The Life Of A Jetstar Passenger
4:30 am – running late for me flight because I’m trying to force all 3 long necks of Woodstock down me gullet. Get the boy…
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Taylor Swift Adds WA To Her Tour After Being Assured Of Inspiration From Perth’s Horrific Dating Pool
A bunch of dedicated Perth “Swifties” have done the impossible and convinced Taylor Swift to add WA to her Australian tour after guaranteeing her that…
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