In a truly inspired play, Harry Styles has slipped past WA media waiting to hound him at the airport and has snuck into the state…
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WA Pledges To Extend Northern Sprawl To The Actual UK In Bid To Lure 30k Brit Workers
It has been revealed that the McGowan Government is attempting to lure 30k skilled British migrants to move to Perth to address our own skills…
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Suspicion Swirls That Joe Has Moved To Perth After Wild Elk Spotted On Scarborough Beach
Tourism WA is still dealing with an uncontrollable promotion-stiffy after Joe Rogan sung his praise for Perth on his podcast after attending the UFC. During…
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AFP Suspects More Blow Is Out There After Whale Is Observed Switching Usual Song For Darude Sandstorm
The AFP released a statement today stating that they believe there could be more coke floating around the South West after reports a local whale…
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Thousands Of Fishos Descend On Denmark Hoping To Snag A Few Lines After AFP Find
News that a small plastic-wrapped package containing blow had washed ashore in Denmark has sent WA’s fishing community into a frenzy. With thousands descending on…
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WA Police Update Firearm Map With Entry Instructions To Secret Bunkers, For Public Safety
The Western Australian Police Department has updated its controversial map of registered weapon owners with detailed instructions on where and how to access secret weapon…
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