A cashed-up corporate toolbag has shed a tear after hearing the news 2.4 tonnes of the good stuff had been intercepted by police and will…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Cartel Claims “Coke” Seized By WA Police Is Just 2.4 Tonnes Of Anti Inflammatories
“Coke” seized under a joint operation between WA and American police will need to undergo rigorous testing after members of the Mexican cartel allege they…
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Mr & Mrs Sculptures by the Sea
Big Dave and Sharisa love Sculptures by the Sea. Where else can they get some culture “up em” while stuffing their faces with crabsticks and…
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$40M Powerball winner blows cover after man spotted signing lease for East Freo rental
Speculation has once again swirled over which WA resident took out the $40M Powerball last night. However, an eagle-eyed witness reckons they cracked the code…
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Man Avoids Fine After Convincing Rangers Bogged Ford Was A Sculpture By The Sea
A man has avoided a fine for successfully convincing the Cottesloe Council Rangers that a “collectors’ item Ford station wagon was in fact, an art…
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WA blamed for builder being unable to finish his grotesquely stacked plate at the Atrium buffet
A local builder has disappointed diners today but piling on more than he could chew on his plate at the Atrium buffet. Despite not having…
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