A Perth tradie has locked in a job to do some repairs on a backyard pergola tomorrow, advising the customers that he’ll be anywhere from…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Trump announces total ceasefire between WA emus and Australia
Trump is on a roll calling for ceasefires that participants seemingly haven’t agreed upon. First up, was Iran and now he’s claiming he’s squashed a…
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Friends shocked to learn mate who works “on the moines” is actually employed at a single mine
Krayden’s mates feel like they have been living a lie after the FIFO worker revealed that he is only contractually employed to one mine site…
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Motorists urged to stock up on K-Y in preparation for the inevitability of being bent over the petrol barrel
Iran has threatened to block The Strait of Hormuz which will have affect global petrol prices given a fair percentage of the world’s oil must…
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City of Perth to spend $250k to put a Katy Perry statue next to Space Baz
The City of Perth is so excited to have another galactic traveller in their jurisdiction that they plan to honour Katy Perry with a statue…
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Katy Perry’s spaceship fined after illegally parking in Perth CBD ahead of concert
It seems astronauts can’t read parking signs in Perth after Katy Perry’s spacecraft was slapped with a hefty fine for parking illegally. Katy entered Perth’s…
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