Woolworths has spent billions of dollars inventing new cameras that are straight out of a sci-fi thrilling featuring everyone’s favourite stunt-lovin’, couch jumpin’ lunatic Tom…
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Andrew “The Twigmeister” Forrest has taken the news that China has banned BHP iron ore pretty well by all reports. A source close to the…
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The footy world has been left stunned today after the AFL announced the traditional centre bounce was going the way of teams ignoring concussions. In…
View More AFL replaces the centre bounce with a free kick to Nick Daicos
It’s fair to say that wander out yonderers, Matt & Alicia hadn’t endeared themselves to the locals in a town a few 100km from Perth…
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A West Coast Eagles fan has told his friends today that he is quietly confident no other supporter base will bring up the assistance package…
View More West Coast fan quietly confident other fanbases won’t bring up the AFL assistance package in future arguments
Alcoa has assured its shareholders that the process of closing and scrapping the Kwinana refinery will not be an economic burden to the company. Typically,…
View More Alcoa to save millions on closing & scrapping Kwinana refinery by just leaving it unguarded over night