From November – May our State’s Northern Hi-Vis belt experiences cyclone season. These intense storms range form Category 1 (fark all, mate) to Category 5…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Kylie Minogue gutted she can’t do the locomotion on the Armadale Line
Despite landing in Perth early this week, the pop princess has been laying low. Rumours began to swirl as to why but The Times has…
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Local woman fancies herself a qualified psychiatrist after a few years in the Perth dating scene
While it takes years of study to become a psychiatrist, local Perth woman Samanfa feels she’s obtained the necessary life-course-credits to accurately diagnose every dropkick…
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Trump concedes US trade surplus with Australia primarily due to WA’s insatiable appetite for white Oakleys
President Trump has told Albo this morning that America’s trade surplus with Australia will be a big factor in future considerations to give us an…
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Trump names Wellington St Fatberg the 51st State for its role in disrupting Canada last night
Donald Trump has bestowed a great honour on the Wellington Street Fatberg that ruined a Bryan Adams concert last night. A source close to Trump…
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Kylie Minogue locks in the Wellington Street Fatberg as backup venue for Saturday’s concert
Kylie Minogue watched the unfortunate events outside the Bryan Adam’s concert unfold last night as a sewage blockage caused by a suspected “fatberg” forced RAC…
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