In a move that no one saw coming, Basil Zempilas has declared himself the leader of the Federal Liberal Party after Peter “Spud” Dutton lost…
View More BREAKING: Basil Zempilas appoints himself leader of the Liberal Party of Australia following Dutton defeatCategory: Bell Tower Times
Bunnings admit to being behind surge in early voting as sausage sizzle sales fall on election day
Bunnings has made a shock confession this morning and admitted that they have been running a multi-decade psy-op to push the Australian public to vote…
View More Bunnings admit to being behind surge in early voting as sausage sizzle sales fall on election dayKane Cornes banned from Bunbury as City stands in solidarity with North Melbourne
To honour the AFL alliance Bunbury has with North Melbourne the City has announced Kane Cornes will be banned from their little slice of the…
View More Kane Cornes banned from Bunbury as City stands in solidarity with North MelbourneDutton brings fight to WA, tells Albo to meet him at Galleria bus station
In a last-ditch effort to win the battleground state of Westralia, Dutton has challenged Albo to a little “leadership debate” at Galleria bus station –…
View More Dutton brings fight to WA, tells Albo to meet him at Galleria bus stationImpromptu Speed Dating Night Breaks Out At Collie Family Reunion
A Collie family reunion has seen sparks fly as single after single got matched up in record time yesterday. By all accounts, it was one…
View More Impromptu Speed Dating Night Breaks Out At Collie Family ReunionVisiting Melburnian absolutely creams himself over South Perth “beach”
Christian has been absolutely brought to his knees after gazing on the comparative brilliance of a man-made “beach” on the South Perth foreshore this afternoon.…
View More Visiting Melburnian absolutely creams himself over South Perth “beach”