Kochie has shocked the nation by appearing in legitimate social media posts announcing his retirement from Sunrise this morning. Previously, the only time anyone has…
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The Prince of Darkness has allegedly broken down and begged for the Lord’s forgiveness after just two weeks of enduring tremendous paedo Rolf Harris’ shitty…
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The who’s who of cocktail dress wearing cougars will be out in force tonight to knock back a few cocktails in honour of their queen…
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We have it on good authority that pop superstars Coldplay will not be able to leave the Republic of Westralia until every citizen has had…
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Thousands of Western Australians have been reminded of Rotto’s heinous booking system while trying to nab some tickets for Coldplay this morning. There are now…
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A day at the Langley Park Garden & Outdoor Living Festival has turned sour for a couple after they were accused of showing undue consideration…
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