Analysts confirm that at the current rate of by-election promises, the electorate of Secret Harbour is set to become one of the most advanced utopia’s civilisation has ever seen.
From critical infrastructure to advanced waste disposal systems, you name it and a political party is promising it at the moment – and you just thought Secret Harbour was a limey British empire enclave that you’d never have cause to visist!
Apart from what you already have heard of, the following items are being thrown into the mix in exchange for voter support in the by-election:
- nuclear fission plant that will provide the electorate with cheap, endless, polution free energy
- 2 international airports
- an English Premier League team based in Secret Harbour
- flying cars
- a new freeway only accessible to ratepayers
- a wormhole to Perth Stadium
- 3 hospitals
- a train station at every corner
- 20 helipads for mining magnates
- a 100 foot spaceman statue
- free dental care (given the demographic it would send the State broke)
- a monorail connecting all suburbs within the electorate
This isn’t even an exhaustive list.
In fact, the seat is being so hotly contested that power hungry politicians from all over the world are beginning to tune in with Donald Trump even setting the foundations to run for the seat.
Exciting things to come!