TransPerth has taken the unprecedented step to close a major train line today after deeming the risks to the Australian public “too great” to keep…
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Category: Local
Rocko Woman Feels Rejected After Date Fails To Drop A Massive Skid When Leaving Her Home
A Rockingham woman has been left feeling totally dejected after her date failed to leave her dwelling by laying down a fat, obnoxious skid in…
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Belmont Marketplace User Spots An Excellent Deal On His Bike
“They don’t know what they bloody got!” Belmont resident Clint exclaimed as he was scrolling through Marketplace looking for a new bike just days after…
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Unprepared trampoline owner sure hopes kids aren’t overly attached to it
Perth father, Steven has declared “she’ll be right” in response to his wife’s request that he secure their newly purchased trampoline in preparation for heavy…
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You’d Think Perth Residents Would Be Used To A Little Ice Before Starting Their Day
Perth has awoken to one of the coldest mornings in seven years and the fine citizens have wasted no time complaining about the conditions. Many…
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REPORT: new construction site ain’t getting rid of local Mediterranean man that easily
A team of tradies has watched a local Mediterranean man in Balcatta go from peeking out his window to gawking from his driveway and finally…
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