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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth Couple Treasure Final Hours Of The Easter Break In A Pool Of Existential Dread

Belle April 1, 2024

Perth Couple Brit & Alex arrived home from a down south holiday just in time to catch the rain piss down after a 4.5-hour commute…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Port & Leighton Beach defy their geography and are awarded honorary SOR status

Belle April 1, 2024

Despite technically being located north of the Swan River, Leighton & Port Beach have officially been recognised as SOR beaches given their significance to the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Gosnells Easter Egg Hunt Goes Horribly Wrong After Kid Looks In Wrong Drawer 

Belle March 31, 2024 Bogan

A family catch-up on Easter Saturday has quickly become a shemozzle of immeasurable proportions after the hosts treated the kids in attendance to a little…

View More Gosnells Easter Egg Hunt Goes Horribly Wrong After Kid Looks In Wrong Drawer 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

REPORT: Down South Local is About to Blow!

Belle March 30, 2024 Down South

Ordinarily, down south local, Ray, would lock himself away on his Margaret River property until the blow-ins blow out on Monday afternoon. Alas, his relatives…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

’06 Era West Coast Accuse Brisbane Lions of Cultural Appropriation Over Disastrous Vegas Trip

Belle March 30, 2024

West Coast has sensationally accused the Brisbane Lions of cultural appropriation after news broke that the minor premiers had a bit of a ‘mare in…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Aussie dads suffering acute withdrawal after Bunnings was closed for a whole day

Belle March 30, 2024

While many Australians who forgot to stock up on piss felt the effects of not having an alcoholic bevvie for a day, local dads felt…

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