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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS True-ish Crime

WA Police To Consult Community FB Admins Before Launching Helicopter Operations

Belle April 30, 2024

WA Police have come under attack by FB community page admins for failing to consult with them before launching emergency operations to track down scumbags…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Perth Motorists Urged To Reconsider Driving After Almost 0.8mm Of Rain Hits

Belle April 30, 2024

Emergency services are urging Perth motorists to reconsider their need to travel by road given the unbridled shittery already seen after some light precipitation today.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Surfer Joes Owner “Unconcerned” With Perth’s Wet Forecast

Belle April 28, 2024

Gazing nonchalantly at his novelty weather app, Simmo from Kwinana allegedly told a mate he “didn’t give a shit” about the forecasted rain next week.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Success declared as Joondalup threatens to boycott train line over Yanchep name change 

Belle April 27, 2024

The citizens of Perth are chalking up a recent threat by the Joondalup people to boycott the train system over the “Yanchep Line” name change…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

What your favourite piece of iconic Perth architecture says about you

Belle April 27, 2024

East Perth Public Transport Centre – your lust for a brutalist lifestyle knows no bounds. Your parents probably played death metal to you instead of lullabies.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

Applying 8 common AFL rules to your social life

Belle April 26, 2024 AFLFooty

Substitution – at any stage of a pub session, the main group can substitute “your mate” for any reason but typically due to poor performance. This…

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