Local rubbish tip Tamala Park is demanding action be done about the unpleasant aroma wafting over from neighbouring Clarkson.
Home to a British ex-pat population, Clarkson maintains a pungent scent bubble that is described as a festering mix of beans, eggs, chips, meat sludge, gravy and substantial quantities of lager.
Some have described the smell as “challenging” while others are forced to hold their breath while cruising through the suburb. So it’s no surprise this has wafted over to Tamala Park.
A source close to the dispute told The Times,
“It’s about a safe working environment, the British are free to have the worst diets in the world but please do it away from us, do you really need to have chips with everything? Please shut down Clarkson”
Clarkson has hit back and said the “challenging musk” from their residents is due to Australian produce being “wubbish” and back at home the greasy slop they shove down their gullets comes out smelling like Chanel no.5.
These claims are dubious.
More to come.
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