Tired of boneheads underestimating the commitment of owning an animal, a Perth breeder has made the novel move to require all prospective buyers to complete…
View More Perth breeder introduces mandatory 6 week Tamagotchi trial for prospective pet owners
Engineers have released a concerning report this morning after assessing Perth Stadium in the wake of Hardwick’s address to his players after effectively ending their…
View More Perth Stadium suffers structural damage as a result of Hardwick’s post-match spray
The seppos are at it again! Not only do they try to finesse their Olympic standing every 4 years by ordering the tally based on…
View More American Media Reporting They Are at the Top of the AFL 2024 Premiership Ladder
Dan has once again taken to social media to call everyone involved in predicting Perth weather a time-wasting muppet given the unsatisfactory amount of bad…
View More Impatient storm enthusiast doesn’t realise warnings aren’t specific to his exact address
A man who happily swam at Mullalo last summer can’t believe the concerns that athletes are having about competing in the aquatic shittopia that is…
View More Mullaloo swimmer reckons the River Seine looks pretty good to him
Carlton & United Breweries saw opportunities where France saw disaster. Offering the European nation a pretty penny for some of that sweet, sweet Seine water. …
View More CUB buys up gigalitres of The Seine to improve the taste of its froffs