Coach Fagan personally contacted the AFL today to request permission to become the new caretakers of Wharfie Time after the raw power of it went in their favour yesterday.
A source close to the AFL said the Coach rang Dill-pickle while still basking in the glow of a premiership and told him that he heard Fremantle were trying to offload Wharfie Time for cheap.
As the holders of the IP, the AFL was ultimately in the position to make the final call and released this statement to The Times,
“We understand now that we are dealing with something so powerful that it is beyond the control of mere mortals. Wharfie Time has chosen Brisbane so Brisbane will have Wharfie Time until it choses a new host club”
Some hold concerns for Fagan’s creative coaching. With some asking if he had done some Manchurian Candidate type shit to the players as they really activated when they heard the bells. With a source telling The Times,
“We can only hope they switched that off for now, because if the boys hear bells during their post GF bender it could get off the chain”
Brisbane fans have gone from ridiculing the spectacle to embracing the power. With one Lions fan telling The Times,
“We all had a good laugh at it backfiring yesterday but I woke up to a distant bells in my soul. I heard the rhythm of the Wharfie Time beating in time with my heart. We are Wharfie Time now. I am Wharfie time”
Well done Brisbane but remember you don’t own Wharfie Time, it’s just your turn.
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