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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

REPORT: Long lunch attendee well on his way to getting fully Barnaby’d

Belle February 16, 2024

A corporate pisswreck and long lunch bandit has made some serious headway this afternoon to getting himself fully Barnaby’d by the late arvo. Arriving at…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS WA suburbs & towns

11 Hot Tips To Have a Ballin’ Time in Byford

Belle February 15, 2024 BTT Travel

Byford is the pot of gold at the end of the Tonkin Highway rainbow. A semi-rural escape that has Armadale in its sights to claim…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

8 Plays From The Boomers Guide To Making Hospo Staff Feel Uncomfortable

Belle February 15, 2024

Make a song and dance about waiting for the cute bartender to serve you In a civilised world, one waits politely and lets the bartender…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Groovin the Moo cancelled as public have seen a more appealing lineup at the opening of Perth’s first Krispy Kreme

Belle February 14, 2024

Groovin the Moo has been forced to cancel its 2024 tour after poor ticket sales. Organisers released the following statement on their website: “We are…

View More Groovin the Moo cancelled as public have seen a more appealing lineup at the opening of Perth’s first Krispy Kreme
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man Who Claims He Doesn’t Need a Special Day To Show His Love Isn’t Doing A Great Job On The Other Days Either

Belle February 14, 2024

Forrestfield man, Craiglyn has defiantly told his misso that he won’t be getting sucked into the commercialised nonsense of Valentine’s Day. Telling her that he…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Relationship On The Rocks As Man’s Show Of Love Fails To Beat GF’s Influencer Competition

Belle February 14, 2024

Despite being given excruciatingly detailed instructions on how to EXACTLY show his love for her, a Perth influencer’s boyfriend has managed to ruin the entire…

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