6:00 am – up at sparrows to let my staff make a deposit on the neighbour’s lawn. Pinch his copy of the newspaper while I’m there.…
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Ex-Jetstar passenger beginning to feel like he’s something after booking more expensive Rex ticket
A renowned Jetstar menace has decided his image is sorely in need of a rebrand. So when looking for flights to Melbourne this morning, he…
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10 Important Lessons You’ll Learn From Your Euro Trip
1. Hostels are actually an intricate form of punishment We all look at those super affordable prices and think “yeah, I can handle that”. Well,…
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Insecure WRX Driver Admits Exhaust Not Obnoxious Enough for Tunnel Run
Life was going pretty well for Brad. His brother’s recent visit to Hotel Hakea meant he was now the proud custodian of a WRX. A…
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Survivor of Perth’s brutal 2000s footwear dress code era still unsure if he’ll “get in, in these”
It’s been almost two decades from the tragic events of the early to mid 2000s but Tom still wears the scars. Being a young feller…
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BREAKING: Simmo to be replaced by bloke who comments “play the kids” on every Eagles article
West Coast has sent shockwaves through the footy world today after announcing head coach Adam Simpson will be replaced by Daryl from Belmont who has…
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