AFL CEO, Gill confirmed that WA and its society of cave-dwelling, primordial soup-sippers will be the destination for the grand final if Melbourne continues to…
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New Mad Max to be Filmed in WA After “Convincing” Caravan Border Incident
A woman towing a caravan yesterday decided that rather than calmly go through the checkpoint she would royally fark her shit up by trying to…
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Perth Warned – Only 2 Years to Prepare for Ellenbrook Assimilation
Perth residents have been warned to start preparing for the inevitable assimilation of Perth with the micronation Ellenbrook as the Metronet project expects the traino…
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“Locals Only” – Kid Who Moved To Dunsbourgh 2 Years Ago Defends His Beach
Only 2 years ago, Kai (real name Kyle) was the exact type of blow-in kook scum that he now vows to harass out of his…
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Hillarys Property Sales Now Conditional on Local NIMBY Approval
Hillarys NIMBYs have had an absolute gutful of new homeowners having the audacity to move into their suburb and simply “do as they please” with…
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Hungover Broome Man Pays $150 for a Zinger Box at Auction
Broome local, John really delivered a 10 punch combo to his liver last night and woke up feeling dustier than the top of a Jockey’s…
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