In true Qantas fashion, Alan Joyce departed at a time that was not scheduled. This time, it was an aggressively early departure which is both…
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Category: BREAKING NEWS
Misunderstood Perth Storm Just Wanted To Ensure You Were Up Bright & Early For Father’s Day
Sections of the community are calling for an inquest into the absolute racket the Great Perth Storm was making last night and well into the…
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OPINION: Get the fark out of my way!
G’day shitfabrains, Robbo here, got a wild idea for youse lot, get the fark out of my way when I’m driving on the road! Or…
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9 Exciting Ways To Spend A Rainy Day In Perth
Go swimming in a surprise pool – surprise pools is one thing Perth does exceptionally well. Thanks to the ridiculously shit drainage across the city,…
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Dutton tells WA that a “Yes Vote” will mean the cows won’t know when to get milked
Opposition leader Peter Dutton has been accused of taking advantage of the misinformation shitstorm surrounding the referendum to make some rather bold claims. Claims he…
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Scientists finally create a mug of coffee hot enough to appease a boomer
Scientists are celebrating a milestone achievement today after creating a mug of coffee that is hot enough to appease your average cafe-going boomer. The team…
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