A proud Flagyalup fan has seen all he needs to see this afternoon after the boys sealed a clutch victory at the G against Naarm.…
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Category: BREAKING NEWS
Unemployed Influencer Quietly Confident No One Is Questioning How She’s Funding Lavish Euro Trip
An influencer who hasn’t worked in a traditional sense since a Kookai outlet disagreed with her “vibe” in 2015 has announced her plans for another…
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Tradie Unrepentant About Right Hand Turn into Claremont Hungry Jacks
“Couldn’t give a fark, mate”, Trevon barked as he shoved his 2nd Bacon Deluxe Burger into his face after a somewhat controversial decision to hold…
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BREAKING: Satan repents after being faced with an eternity of live Rolf Harris songs
The Prince of Darkness has allegedly broken down and begged for the Lord’s forgiveness after just two weeks of enduring tremendous paedo Rolf Harris’ shitty…
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Tony Galati to take over from Hardwick given his experience handling a bunch of spuds
In a shock to the industry, Tony Galati has been given the nod from the Richmond Footy Club to take the top spot after Hardwick…
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Harley Reid seen ordering a long mac topped up after being advised he’d better get used to it
Harley Reid, the much-hyped probable number #1 draft pick, has been seen in his hometown trying to order a “long mac topped up” at a…
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