WA has swooped in to save the day after Melbourne sensationally announced it would not be hosting the 2026 Commonwealth Games due to the hefty…
View More WA Agrees To Host Commonwealth Games… If It Can Get Those Skilled Foreigners To Do A Few “Extra Events”
It reportedly panic stations at Rio Tinto today when the mining company heard the news of a large capsule-esque mystery object had washed up on…
View More Rio Tinto asks police to run a Geiger counter over that big mystery capsule thing to make sure it wasn’t another of theirs
Authorities have confirmed the mystery object “didn’t stand a chance” after it washed up in Green Head which is situated close to such towns as…
View More Mystery object already on bricks and stripped for parts after washing up on WA’s Mid West coast
Jovan, a Serbian/Australian staff member of a mid-tier firm in the city has been deploying tactical “Novak” length toilet breaks today to avoid having to…
View More Serbian workmate taking a few “Novak” length toilet breaks to avoid discussing Wimbeldon final
Wake up at 3am but go to sleep on Perth time and wake up on Sydney time. While you lose hours in your sleep I…
View More 9 RULES FOR SUCCESS (according to a guy who posts photos of himself standing next to other people’s luxury cars)
It took some doing but Perth bachelor and all-round swine of a man Tim has managed to transform his kitchen tiles into the old Club…
View More REPORT: state of bachelor’s kitchen tiles now somewhere between Clubba and Hip-E Club D-floors