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Category: BREAKING NEWS
Eddie Maguire defends his Simmo drivel claiming he knows a thing or two about getting unceremoniously axed
Naturally, much of his conjecture about the West Coast Board sacking Simmo by the end of the week has been contradicted by the club however…
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Bumble date not going well judging by bloke’s emergency pub pheromone purchase
Perth bloke Andy has thrown himself an absolute Hail Mary in the dying hours of his ill-fated Bumble date by rushing into the toilets are…
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BREAKING: Spain announces it will be curing all Jamon with salt from English tears
Spain has celebrated its win over England by announcing that all future Jamon will be cured only from the salt harvested from English tears. Which…
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Kane Cornes Accuses West Coast of Tanking After Beating the Dogs
Human clickbait machine and shock jock Kane Cornes has accused the West Coast Eagles of blatant tanking after they got up against the Dogs in…
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Perth Dad At Breaking Point After Skip Bin Violated Again
Belmont dad Brian is currently at breaking point after the second skip bin he ordered for his home renos was violated by neighbourhood opportunists. This…
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