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BoM accused of breaking sacred Aussie social custom by trying to dictate its own nickname

Belle October 18, 2022

The Bureau of Meteorology has drawn the ire of Australian social customs authorities today over a press release asking to no longer be referred to…

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Famed French pastry chef “devo” he’ll never tick “Hungry Spot, Mnt Lawley” off bucket list

Belle October 17, 2022

One of the best in the business, who wishes to remain anonymous, has apparently broken down in tears this afternoon after finally getting around to…

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BREAKING: Legend Nedd Brockmann proof you can move from Cottesloe to Bondi and not be a massive wanker

Belle October 17, 2022 Golden Triangle

Brockmann has done what most men couldn’t. Nay, most mere mortals couldn’t. He made the shift from Cottesloe to Bondi without being a massive stain…

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WA’s first fully licensed Emergency Department Bar & Grill Proposed For Yagan Square To Cover All Bases

Belle October 17, 2022

“Emergency DeBARtment” is a radical concept that hopes to find a compromise between the will of the public and the desire to not let Yagan…

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Local ladies form an orderly queue after Perth man starts a fight at jet ski ramp 

Belle October 15, 2022

Perth has been treated to a display of raw, unadulterated masculinity as an impatient man started a fight at the boat ramp this morning.  Witnesses…

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Jetstar to introduce octagon cage so bogans booted off planes can fight for a seat on the next flight

Belle October 15, 2022

Rather than lament its clientele, Jetstar has decided to “lean into it” and install an octagon fight cage as one sees in the UFC in…

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