A Perth matriarch has fought back the tears of shame to warn her extended family to not bring up their dropkick cousin’s crypto portfolio this…
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Sub-Letter’s Ad Specifies “FIFO” As “Your Mere Presence Would fkn Sicken Me” Seemed Too Rude
A sub-letter looking to fill a spare room in her house has restricted the applicants to FIFO workers because deep down, the idea of someone…
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South Freo Man Caught With 300 Bags Of Costco Spinach At WA Border
News of a “weed” in bags of NSW spinach causing “hallucinations” has rocked the east coast of Australia. As reports flow in of people experiencing…
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The Louvre Scraps Mandurah Exhibit As City Loses Title Of World’s Cultural Epicentre
WA has awoken to the shocking news that one of Dambo’s Giants in Coodanup was torched overnight. Not only is it a blow to society,…
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Ellenbrook Kid Laughed Off Santa’s Lap After Asking For a Completed Trainline For X-Mas
Young Ellenbrook child Towbee made an absolute fool of his little self after climbing on Santa’s knee and telling him what he wanted for X-Mas,…
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Perth Man Already 2 ½ X-Mas Hams Down Ready To Admit He May Have A Problem
Perth man Ted has been balls deep in a X-Mas ham frenzy for the better part of 2 weeks and his loved ones are beginning…
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