Witnesses have expressed fears for eardrums within a 200m radius of a group of gal’s bottomless brunching as the first stop in a hen’s day. …
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Personal Injury Lawyers Volunteer To Drive Ambulances To Relieve Pressure In WA
In response to WA’s unacceptable ambulance situation, a dedicated community of personal injury lawyers has agreed to step up and do what needs to be…
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WA To Build Potato Proof Fence In Anticipation Of Potential Dutton Reprisals
Western Australia is taking measures to mitigate the risk of an irate Peter Dutton storming state lines looking for satisfaction over Marko’s claims he’s a…
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Late Starts To Combat Scourge Of Drivers Who Inexplicably Can’t Defog Windscreen
Road safety advocates are calling on Perth employers to offer late starting options for shitforbrains employees who still inexplicably can’t remember how to defog their…
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Stressed Worker Takes Day Off To Enjoy Relaxing Meltdown On the Golf Course
Adam had put in several long weeks working hard to meet a deadline for one of his firm’s latest tenders. To reward himself, he booked…
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Captain High Beam Treating Suburban Perth Like He’s Bushbashing In Outback Kalgoorlie
The one thing about Freddy is, he isn’t the kind of man to do things by halves. So when he heard that one should turn…
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