All available stocks of Jack & Coke cartons have been urgently diverted to Kalgoorlie after a group of 250 residents took out the $63M Powerball…
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Fully Grown Man Seems To Think Part Time BP Attendant Sets The Price of Fuel
Despite living on this planet for 40 years, a local Commodore driver clearly seems to think that the part-time employee behind the register at BP…
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Cott Residents Demand Probe Into “Gang Activity” Kids Kicking a Footy Could Attract
It’s not a skatepark but Cott locals are concerned that Heavy Duty’s art installation for this year’s Sculptures By The Sea could attract “young thugs”…
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Not Posting a Photo Of Red Sunset Classified As Treason Against The Nation of Westralia
The Sunset Commander has declared that any Westralian not gawking in awe at the red sunset or sunrise this week and posting a photo to…
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Western Suburbs Deploy Anti Blow-In Measures After “Poor People” Suspected of Bringing In Virus
Pursuant to an emergency meeting of Perth’s rich, blow-ins wishing to pass through any Western Suburb boundary will now be forced to meet a dress…
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Evaporative Air Conditioner Owner In Denial About Dryness of Perth Heat
Bob is currently in deep denial about the efficacy of his evaporative air conditioner as it battles to cool his double brick home in the…
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