The AFL has aggressively refuted suggestions that Izak Rankine’s 4 match penalty demonstrated their lack of sincerity in stamping out slurs. Accordingly, to stop on-field…
View More AFL affirms its commitment to ending on-field slurs by proposing the first off-field soundproof slur room for players
In shocking news, the AFL has decided the slur uttered by Izak Rankine was worthy of a 4 match suspension. By extension, this also lets…
View More Snoop Dogg cleared to play at the Grand Final after AFL gives him 4 weeks
The AFL has been left livid after the Adelaide Crows accused them of a double standard over their booking of Snoop Dogg. Crom has argued…
View More AFL rejects Adelaide’s double standards argument, confirms Snoop also won’t be eligible to play for the Crows at the Grand Final
American hip hop star Snoop Dogg has been locked in to headline the 2025 AFL Grand Final and the top brass were keen to make…
View More AFL Grand final headliner Snoop Dogg seeks clarification on the rule about “getting someone high”
The Sydney Swans have made the bold move to relocate their HQ to Perth, Western Australia after deciding it would be more efficient than wasting…
View More Sydney Swans relocate to Western Australia to save time on recruitment
A fed-up Eagles fan has admitted his team’s performance today has pushed him to a place he never thought he’d be. After sitting through the…
View More Eagles fan would rather binge the entire M*A*S*H box set than sit through another game