There has been a monumental cock-up at Perth Airport this morning after UFC boss Dana White was mistakenly put on a plane to Port Hedland after being confused with some regular FIFO guy.
As one does, Dana was wandering aimlessly around Perth Airport after deciding to surprise the City with a visit ahead of Fight Night featuring Jack Della Maddelena.
However, once staff spotted a cashed up, heavy-set, bald man talking endlessly about UFC they figured it was just another roided up FIFO rockape and ushered him onto a plane set for Port Hedland.
A spokesperson for the UFC said the boss wasn’t even made after landing in Port Hedland and realising he was right in the heart of UFC fandom. Adding,
“He was pretty pissed off but as soon as the FIFO masses started gathering around him he knew he could make thousands on merch sales, so he called his team and they sent a private jet filled with UFC shit for these guys to buy, Dana loves making money”
Dana loves it so much in Port Hedland that he’s even said he’s not going to bother coming back down to Perth for the fight.
Instead, he’s staying at a $2000pw 4×2 in Hedland where he’ll spend his night out in the shed practicing grappling moves and trading stories about fighting prowess.
In other words, business as usual in Port Hedland.
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