Concerned members of the public have called authorities on distressed Swans seen “struggling” during the final quarter against Flagmantle last night. One person who reported…
View More Swans Sent to CSIRO For Bird Flu Testing After Being Spotted Struggling in Final Quarter
Oh no! Swans are scrambling to get to Perth after being blissfully unaware their flight was rescheduled thanks to the Telstra outage yesterday. Thanks to…
View More  Sydney Swans Stranded After Missing Flight Reschedule Text Due to Telstra Outage
It’s a bit of a tough night for ol’ Pav – Fremantle’s favourite son turned Sydney CEO will admittedly have some mixed feelings about the…
View More Special box set up for pav to enjoy a little wharfie time away from Sydney eyes tonight
Millions of Americans all over the country are in a state of total confusion as to why the World Cup hasn’t been called off seeing…
View More Americans Baffled World Cup Continues After the World Just Got Knocked Out
Albo has announced that going forward the 7th July will be celebrated as a day of delicious karma after Belgium wiped the floor with them…
View More Australia Announces Public Holiday to Celebrate America Getting Smashed Out of the World Cup After Blatantly Cheating
The footy world is in shock after an unprecedented call from President Trump to the AFL asking them to review the Dockers’ loss against GWS…
View More AFL Restores Flagmantle’s Winning Streak After Call From Trump