Ex-Prime Minister and alleged dack cacker Scott Morrison has been hit with a slurry of motivation after tuning in to the Hyrox championship in Beijing.
While most people retched and recoiled in horror as the winner decided to push through a grade 5 Yogo Dirt Dessert leg tsunami, ScoMo watched on with awe.
A source close to the Ex-PM told The Times,
“ScoMo was midway making another horrendous curry and it occurred to him, if shitting yourself is what champions do in Hyrox he could be the next champion, finally something he’s good at”
We understand that the ukulele playing dingus binned his disgusting curry and raced to his car in his training gear.
Where was he heading?
To the little NSW suburb of Egadine of course, where it all began for him. Onlookers say he was soiling himself in that fast food eatery like nothing they’d ever seen. One witness told The Times,
“He was doing burpees and each burpee he’d unleash a torrential mudslide of human shit all over the floor, man he was in good form”
Sounds like ScoMo is going to be hard to beat!
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