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An eerie silence has fallen over the Perth suburb of Scarborough as the strong Brazilian population comes to grips with the World Cup favourites getting…
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A staunch Australian sports fan is doing an excellent job proving that he pays no mind to soccer by launching into several impassioned rants about…
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Qatar’s decision to ban the sale of froffs at World Cup games has caused mass confusion in the soccer world with many questioning how Budweiser…
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