A hardcore Flagmantle fan has cracked the absolute shits after watching the unfavourable result in yesterday’s preseason simulation game against the Crows. Some within his…
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Netball Australia has devised an ingenious plan to claw back some of Gina’s withdrawn funding without having to display her logo on their official uniforms…
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Mums all over Scarborough are taking to Facebook groups to ask who tf has their GHD straightener after Cooper Connelly put in a serious effort…
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The Australian Defence Force has reached out to Perth hero Cooper Connolly to beg him to come and teach their highly skilled clearance divers a…
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Great Northern, XXXX and Iron Jack have absolutely flown off the shelves after the Perth Scorchers stole the thunder from an animated Brisbane Heat this…
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It has been revealed that Novak Djokovic has been severely downplaying his injury this whole time. Rumours began to circulate at the start of the…
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