After “basically” a whitewash in the 2023 Ashes, the English cricket team has decided to take the unprecedented step of inducting every single member and…
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Fallout Fears After Piers Morgan’s Ashes Meltdown Goes Nuclear
The UK has been rushing to contain the catastrophic impact Pier Morgan’s Ashes meltdown will have on the nation’s reputation. While the cracks were forming…
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Whopper boss Simmo drops the Eagles into a late night HJ’s Freo simulation to prepare them for battle
The whopper boss has mixed things up at training this week. Dropping the boys into a perfectly recreated simulation of your average Saturday night at…
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Simmo promises to bring back free refills, O.G onion rings If the boys get up on the weekend
Taking a leaf from his fast food empire book by making a bold promise – to make Hungry Jack’s great again. All the boys need…
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WA Agrees To Host Commonwealth Games… If It Can Get Those Skilled Foreigners To Do A Few “Extra Events”
WA has swooped in to save the day after Melbourne sensationally announced it would not be hosting the 2026 Commonwealth Games due to the hefty…
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Serbian workmate taking a few “Novak” length toilet breaks to avoid discussing Wimbeldon final
Jovan, a Serbian/Australian staff member of a mid-tier firm in the city has been deploying tactical “Novak” length toilet breaks today to avoid having to…
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